Time to go meet some girls!

Don't make fun of my little TV, she says

Kirk wouldn't shut up about wanting to learn the logic skill, so we got a chessboard.  As for now, it's kind of the only fun thing we have in the house.

A most fortuitous meeting...

Kirk and his new friend Megan get in some quality time together.

But he had to go, so I helped him out by hitting on her with my shirt off.

This other girl just showed up and sat around. I don't think anybody talked to her even once.  She kept shifting seats back and forth, for some reason, and then she left after a few hours of it.

After the girls left, we decided to go visit our new neighbors, The Pilkingtons!

Karl Pilkington has a lot of cute sisters!

It quickly turned into a full-on party.

Erm... looks like something went wrong in character creation.

We took off after I tried fixing the borken sink and they all got mad at me. Just tryin' to help, jerks!

Kirk and I begin our adventure by moving into a new home in Bridgeport.
A 1-bedroom, 1-bathroom little house with a garage

Annnnnnd Kirk keeps insisting on sitting right next to me on the couch.  Scoot over bro, you're making me gay.

I replaced the single king bed with two twins. When we get more money, I'll also be adding another bedroom.

Kirk then gets a job in the law enforcement line of work, as a snitch.  I got a job in movies, as a background extra.

Kirk meets his first celebrity, while I decide it's a great time to go swing.

J. Gay moves in across the street, and I stuck him with 5 super hot babes, because I figured that would make him the most miserable.

Of whom I promptly went around and suavely introduced myself to them all while drooling all over my shirt.

Next: time to start working and dating!