A 1-bedroom, 1-bathroom little house with a garage
Annnnnnd Kirk keeps insisting on sitting right next to me on the couch. Scoot over bro, you're making me gay.
I replaced the single king bed with two twins. When we get more money, I'll also be adding another bedroom.
Kirk then gets a job in the law enforcement line of work, as a snitch. I got a job in movies, as a background extra.
Kirk meets his first celebrity, while I decide it's a great time to go swing.
J. Gay moves in across the street, and I stuck him with 5 super hot babes, because I figured that would make him the most miserable.
Of whom I promptly went around and suavely introduced myself to them all while drooling all over my shirt.
Next: time to start working and dating!
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